Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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