But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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