Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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