WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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