let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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