you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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