yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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