: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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