it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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