I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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