That's intense
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im six kinds of drunk right now
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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