just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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