I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize