party gras won. party gras always wins.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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