I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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