Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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