he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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