what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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