It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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