You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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