At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
