Christians are straight up FREAKS
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm always down for nudity.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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