erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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