can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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