Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?