I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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