Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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