we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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