Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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