YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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its like you know when i get waxed
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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