We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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