i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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