jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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