I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He better not be in your backpack
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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