yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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