i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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