If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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