Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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