Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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