how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
foreskin is a definite game changer
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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