Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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