how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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