I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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