im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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