her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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