I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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