they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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