I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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