Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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