we're blogging at a bar
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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