why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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