He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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