How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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