i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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