If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I touched a dick in church today
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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