would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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